Dapper Bones's Special Training Theater
Dapper Bones: Fashion is the window to one’s soul. I must help everyone become more stylish today as well!
Dapper Bones: My my, that childish hat you’re always sporting steers your fashion sense in the wrong direction…30 points!
Amitie: H-hey, wait! What’s this all about?!
Dapper Bones: And you… Wearing those same old buns on your head… You need a new hairdo! 35 points!
Lidelle: Oh… Oh no… I…wonder if…I should…wear a hat, too…
Dapper Bones: As for you… Hehe♪ You’ve got some nice coordination with that bag of yours! 95 points!
Sig: I got praised, for some reason.
Dapper Bones: Now, next up is… Oho?
Accord: Ahem. Mr. Dapper Bones, we’re in the middle of class. Please remember to keep it down.
Dapper Bones: Au contraire, fashion takes priority, no matter the time or place!
Dapper Bones: Even for you… Have you ever considered dressing up once in a while? It’d certainly speed up your lectures♪
Accord: …I see. In that case, I have an idea. Please give me a moment.
Dapper Bones: Oh…? What on earth do you have in mind?
Black Accord: Does this strike your fancy? I’ve tried changing my look.
Dapper Bones: Oh my! How fabulous! I’ve always thought that a black dress would look great on you♪
Dapper Bones: Adult women simply must clad themselves in chic outfits like stylish dresses! 98 points!
Black Accord: Fufu. This attire will accelerate the pace of my classes, yes?
Dapper Bones: But of course♪ All your students will simply be mesmerized, “Mm-hmm”-ing to your every statement!
Black Accord: How splendid. Then you’ll serve as our teacher, Mr. Dapper Bones, effective immediately.
Dapper Bones: Ehhh?! Why ever would I do that?
Black Accord: Oh my, how strange. Didn’t you just say that everyone would be “Mm-hmm”-ing to my every statement?
Dapper Bones: Uh… W…well…
Black Accord: That’s better. Right now, we are in the middle of a lecture on Puyo battles, so I won’t allow any more talk of fashion.
Dapper Bones: Boo…You’re no fun, you know that?
Black Accord: I trust you’ll comply♪
Dapper Bones: U-u-unbelievable…
Dapper Bones: (Perhaps I must rethink my plans to make everyone stylish…)